10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• "All-in, bitches!!!"