10 Random Poker Quotes

• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.