10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.