10 Random Poker Quotes

• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• im going to 2 out you to death
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"