10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.