10 Random Poker Quotes
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- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- It's Free To Fold...
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels