10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)