10 Random Poker Quotes

• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Fold and live to fold again