10 Random Poker Quotes

• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.