10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!