10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak