10 Random Poker Quotes

• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.