10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.