10 Random Poker Quotes

• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer