10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)