10 Random Poker Quotes

• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die