10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph