10 Random Poker Quotes

• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob