10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- "No river, no fish."
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha