10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- im going to 2 out you to death
- Fook the floosh droo!
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown