10 Random Poker Quotes

• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!