10 Random Poker Quotes

Those eggs smell delicious!
No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
"Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
Why not, when some because there are three.
The all-in play works everytime but once.
"I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.