10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."