10 Random Poker Quotes

• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss