10 Random Poker Quotes

• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Poker is for loners.