10 Random Poker Quotes

• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Poker is for loners.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls