10 Random Poker Quotes

• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Poker is for loners.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.