10 Random Poker Quotes

• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• "No river, no fish."