10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT