10 Random Poker Quotes

• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.