10 Random Poker Quotes

• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.