10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword