10 Random Poker Quotes

• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.