10 Random Poker Quotes

• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Those eggs smell delicious!