10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.