10 Random Poker Quotes

• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Welcome to kicker school
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson