10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson