10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.