10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from