10 Random Poker Quotes

• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986