10 Random Poker Quotes

• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Poker is for loners.