10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fold and live to fold again
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels