10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Welcome to kicker school
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers