10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.