10 Random Poker Quotes

"I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
"The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
Never educate a stupid poker player.
never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm