10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"