10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth