10 Random Poker Quotes

• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• It's Free To Fold...
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.