10 Random Poker Quotes

• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."