10 Random Poker Quotes

• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• Welcome to kicker school
• Fold and live to fold again
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"